[MSacorn]

1. If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
2. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
3. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
4. Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
5. A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
6. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
7. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
8. If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
9. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
10. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
11. Q: Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Ans: Because no one wants to quit.
12. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

this was printed in a neighborhood paper in OH approx. 15 years ago. I came across it sorting through my stuff today

[glenntaj]

When it comes to chocolate?

My wife will be VERY upset.

[Chemar]

hehehehe

we know who wrote those rules now dont we..................

[Curious]

i resemble that remark.

[redtail]

I was a bit worried when I read "the rules of chocolate:
I thought chocolate didn't have any rules, but I think I may be able to follow these ones

[DM]

Oh, the RULES to LIVE By!!! Chocolate .... till death do we part.

[CoolAngel26]

I know one important rule..If Mom's visiting make sure there is plenty of chocolate in the house. (She wasn't too happy,when I told her,that I've
given it up,to regain my girlish figure.)

Seriously,she almost killed me.

[DM]

When I visited a friend in the hosp recently, she had boxes and boxes of really great chocolates, so I helped myself. I told her she really should be eating healthy, so I was helping her out... Yummo.

Yes, my name is DM and YES< I am a chocoholic!! *proud of it too*

[Chemar]

we only have one choccy rule in our home...............

"ALL FOR MEeeeeeeeeeee"


erp
ok ok ok monkey!!
stop throwin' those banana peels at me!
you can have some too.........

sheeeeeesh
talk about flying monkeys comin' fast at the choccy stash

[AfterMyNap]

*throwing chocolate all over thread to see who jumps*