[vini]

planet for sale

6.76 billion not so careful owners

heating system requires new thermostat

rising damp on lower levels

ineffective energy system

large garden consisting of lawns, vegi patch, large fish ponds (need restocking)

nice wooded area with water supply a haven for wild life (could be redeveloped with the installation of an access road )

large sand pit were the kids, can fight with, there toys and dig for fossil hydrocarbons

Location... all day sun, in quiet rural location , 10 billion light years from the nearest shops

price to be negotiated , (would consider part exchange for larger M class planet

reason for sale present owners cant afford repayments, due to the, interstellar credit crunch and rising fuel cost

ph 6,76000,0000,

or email onegod@hotmail.co.universe

by vini

[who moi]

LOLOLOL

and Martians want to come to earth??? LOLOL

[legzzalot]

They can come here but they won't be able to afford the taxes when that 7 Trillion dollar bill hits. Hey, do they have anything available on Pluto I wonder?

[vini]

just like a frog in a pond waiting for a kindred spirit

ribbit ribbit ribbit

[whispers]

Well...in all fairness ...we do have a lot to offer!

For one, the Lockness (sp.?) monster has yet to be grabbed by the Earthlings.

There is also Big Foot. (Don't tell anyone but I think he is the one making those giant crop circles.)

As a bonus, who knows what is at the bottom of the ocean?

We have been promised Martians for decades now and I am beginning to feel that this too is an empty promise. Should we worry? Nah, be cool man !

[vini]

Estimates range from 24-100 per DAY. One estimate goes as high as 600 per day!,56000 species go extincted each year so they better be quick , my light harted post was a lyrical dichotomy on one hand funny but also has a contemplative aspect sorry not all art is pretty

luv too yoo all

[whispers]

Lyrical dichotomy ... I like it! If there is to be a dichotomy, I demand it be lyrical . The reality of this earth may be too dark to contemplate. Without beauty in our lives, provided by nature and by those who take simply wonderful photos (see poster above with beautiful, pastoral picture), I don't think we could go too far.

This thread was very interesting in all its aspects.