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Old 10-08-2015, 04:49 PM #11
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This old country boy Bubba decides to take a drive to town. He hops into his old 56 Chevy pick up truck. While driving thru town...Joe the towns cop sees bubba driving kinda slow. He walks up to the truck and sees about 30 or 40 squirrels in the back of Bubbas truck. He says..."Bubba what are you doing? You can't be driving around with all those squirrels back there. It isn't safe. You need to take them to the Zoo, right now. Next day policeman Joe sees Bubba again. But THIS time he has the same squirrels in the back but they are ALL wearing little dark sunglasses. He stops Bubba and says.......I told you yesterday to take these squirrels to the Zoo. Bubba replys.......I did Joe....they had soooo much fun I thought I would take them to the beach today!
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You're stuck on a desert island with Hitler, Stalin and a lawyer. You've got a gun, but it only has two bullets. What do you do?

ANSWER: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Q: What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?

A: Why, that's a difference of a pinion!
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Q: What's the difference between a duck with one wing and a duck with two wings?

A: Why, that's a difference of a pinion!
Haaaaaaa! Nice one, Mari.

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