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Old 12-24-2014, 06:24 PM #1
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What do you give an elephant who can't sleep?
Trunquilizers!
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They get worse . . .

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

Bloody great holes all across Australia!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

You can see his footprints in the butter.

That's from when I was a kid.
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Why was the elephant depressed?

He felt very irrelephant.
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Why don’t African elephants like to play cards?

Because of all the cheetahs.
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What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Helifino.
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i love all the elephant jokes and the fly joke. thanks enlishdave and everyone else who posted all these great jokes! i really needed the laugh today!
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How do you get 4 elephants into a compact car???

2 in the front, 2 in the back.


How do you get 2 rhinos into a compact car???

Take 2 of the elephants out

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