Ok, here's mine for today....
Why do my children want to kill me?! Mine has just left her sleeping bag (yep you heard right) at the bottom of the stairs in a dimly lit hall (she carefully switched it off on her way upstairs

). I didn't even know she had brought it downstairs!! It nearly got me, but luckily it is a slightly shiny fabric and I caught a glimpse of it in time. Little minx!
Oh, and the other day I tripped over her schoolbag and stepped into the dog's food bowl (stainless steel, luckily empty) and skidded for about a foot before the piano stool stopped me. Gave my knee a nasty tweak, but it must have been classic Tom n Jerry stuff visually lol
I'm sure it's a conspiracy.......
Hope you are all doing ok today
Bram.