Right this particular minute, my left foot is bright red and very sore. Thought we could maybe have some 'fun' with those things we say to describe how it feels....whilst trying to keep it light-hearted

So I'm kicking things off with my favourite, and I know a popular choice with all you lucky folks out there....

You could fry an egg on my foot (it might slip off, and be a bit stinky, but still...)

Bram.