KimA I love your haiku, so you'll get no cringes from me.
When I saw this thread, my goofy brain immediately went to this little sing, songy, tid bit that my godfather used to tell me, I was very young ok, not like last week. LOL ok, get ready to send raspberries my way.
A peanut sat upon a track
His heart was all a flutter.
A train came rolling round the bend
Toot toot, peanut butter.