Ok I will tell you what happened. I am sure Brian probably has a simlilar experience.
I was lying in bed watching television and I felt something crawling on my legs,lifted the cover and saw a big hairy hunstman spider the size of my hand (open), in my bed. Just think of a turantula and then
double it's size.
Another time one jumped on my head when I was in the loo!
At night when I walk my dog, now and again, I accidentally walk into spider webs and I have had spiders get stuck in my hair.
I have had 2 bats ram into me late at night,and the bats down here are ugly!!! No they don't look anything like the movies. Just think of the most horrible looking creature you can imagine with wings,and then think of him in your bedroom! LOL!!
I am still speaking of a bat, by the way!! I'm killing myself laughing right now cause this sounds a bit funny, but they can get into your house through the chimney and believe me they are scary.