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Originally Posted by reverett123
The FDA is a malignant bureaucracy which serves as an entry portal into a land of wealth for those who write the rules in a way that pleases their Masters.
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Dear Mister and Mizz FDA,
I hereby wish to inform you that me and my DNA have a personal thing going.
Me and my DNA have had some great times together, and some bad times too. But through thick and thin, for better and for worse, me and my DNA hung together. Any information about my DNA is mine, not yours.
If the information about my DNA is faulty, with false positives and positive falsies, it is still MY information. Not YOURS. Do you see the distinction there?
When I received my DNA report I immediately called the doctor to arrange a fecal transplant AND a brain transplant, but the doc mixed up the two, and now when people say I have s*it for brains, it is an objective fact.
But I have become very creative in the toilet.
Me and my DNA are big buddies, and nobody gets between us. Go check out your own DNA and get your greedy paws off mine.
Your sin-sear-ly and all that.