This is why I will continue to stand firm in my belief that cats are truly the bringers of evil. Also, this is a great example of why I don't share a bed with my husband. I swear, maybe it's a man thing, I don't know... he takes his work clothes off at night and just leaves everything laying all around any which side of the bed that pleases him. He gets too hot, turns on the oscillating fan that I can't stand to have on me, has RLS and can't/won't hold still. OMG I could just go on and on, but at any rate, I have a lovely bed with high thread count Egyptian cotton sheets and multiple light blankets so I can decide how to make myself comfy. Men not allowed.

You're hysterical. I hope you heal up quickly, and if that knee keeps making noise you may want to get it looked at by someone competent. I know none of us want to hear that, but joints aren't supposed to start suddenly making noise overnight. Also, I'm apparently (according to my husband) a super hippie or something, but I make my own comfrey ointment and it works really well on bruises since we can't really ice them.