This is GREAT!!! How about a couple splints strapped onto your legs, EM? What do you mean you can't walk stiff-legged??? Uh Oh!!! That fiber you had for lunch kicking in? Just fall backward toward the tidy bowl and hope you land in the right place. Whew -- you must be "pooped out" -- maybe a little nap. Keep those legs stiff, sooner or later you'll get them up on the bed and under the blankets. Maybe???

No, it's not the end of the day EM. You'll probably be up all night anyway with insomnia. Isn't this fun!