You're too funny....but the truth is, I've found very, very few doctors who actually seemed to be medical professionals; most practice "One size fits all" protocols they learned in medical school. And danged arrogant about it, too. If your problems don't fit within their personal knowledge you must be a hypochondriac. I live in Massachusetts, a state the went with universal health care a couple of years ago. One truly frightening result is that you have a fifteen minute (or less) appointment and if you aren't diagnosed in that time you are out of luck. "NEXT"!