The funniest thing of all is...he is being SERIOUS when he says these things.
Yes..I stand corrected about the wallet.ON reflection it would be a sensible thing to do
OUTSMART THE MUGGER...but I am so used to my son saying something seemingly sertious to him...and we all die laugfhing because it is so dry and hysterical...he just stands there and blinks.
WAIT FOR THIS ONE.

We were going out as a family and needed to be smart.Well my son appeared from the batyhroom wrapped in a towel and I uttered
"Have you washed your face and neck well?"
He looked bemused and said in a droll voice...

"Washed? my dad only said to get in the bath"
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
That`s exactly what he had done.Got in the bath.No soap,..no flannel...no wash.
He had just lain there.
When I told my sisters they said..."Aw...he was having you on"
but whilst tuhey were here I sent him to delive r a card to the house opposite.
Well I nearly sent for a search party because half an hour had passed and he hadn`t returned.
Then I saw him,card still in hand

"What`s the matter "I said...knowing the answer already.
He blinked at me and said
"No-one was home so I waited....."
I only had to nod casually in the direction of the post box..and he clued in
With a gormless smile he said
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you said to deliver it to them...I didn`t think to put it through the post box...now I get it"

Oh that boy...I love him to bits.Every one a classic.
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