I hope you can sleep girl!!! Look what you`ve made us all do.....you`ve released the BEST IN US!!!

YEP...I`m up for it.....but if you reckon I have any chance of concentrating whilst these men are jiggling about you have got it wrong kiddo.
I want to be up there ...in the thick of it....placing the castanets and gongs...GONGS.....ok? who`s bragging..the guy who wants the gong....
in strategic places.Oh boy..would we have a laugh.

What a different meaning now to
Twanging your G string and Banging your TOM TOMS!

Have already commissioned Todd for Mr January.See my stressbusters thread.
Poor guy hasn`t a clue what I`m talking about.
I feel positively wicked and should shut up before I get thrown off this forum.

If THIS isn`t a stressbuster I don`t know what is

And the song?
How about..."I`ve got a luverly bunch of cocoNUTS,...see them all standing in a row
Big ones,small ones...some as big as your head..."
Oh God I am crying with laughter.

SIGN UP HERE MEN....YOUR CLAIM TO FAME HAS BEGUN

XXX