He gets to fly for 2 hours to another city for his MRI, but he has to get up at 4 am, drive to the airport, wait in a security line for 45 minutes, get put in the "we're going to strip search you line," then run for the flight cuz now you're late. Sit on flight next to 2 screaming kids, get to the hospital and get a tech who can't get the GAD IV started on the first try.
Now, for the MRI, whoo hoo....
Shoot him up with GAD, geez does that stuff burn
now, you get to go back to the airport, run for your flight, OMG, the security line is 3 blocks long and you haven't had anything to eat since 5 am (it's now noon!).
Ok, now you get on the flight. Yep all the way to the back and get a whole row to yourself. Yippee! Not so fast. Here comes the Brady Bunch. So much for a nap on the plane!
Are we having fun yet?
How to get an MRI in one day 450 miles away!
Empathy Man is going to bed! Ha ha ha ha