Nobody will be left out, unless they want to be... It just takes a little time to dream up this outrageous stuff. Please, if anyone wants to jump in and add a characterization chapter or posting, I would love it...

I am waking up in the middle of the night with wierd dreams...
Now, before we attempt to get our forum nursing staff to work on the baby mystery, today we will place Nide44 (Bob) in character. I think you will be amazed at his creativity...
As a large stockholder and founding member of the Mikerowsoft team, he is free to devote considerable time to philanthropical endeavors. Currently we find him working on a very special project, designed to put fresh food and Spam right smack on everyone’s table with minimal growing space.
With his ease at moving around in the tech world, AND his wife's gardening expertise, he has designed software that will co-ordinate the planting and growing conditions of these highly productive, rapid-growing gardens. The results will no doubt be recognized as a brilliant solution to the rising costs of fresh produce and protein…
In one New York couple’s test kitchen, his project was so successful, that a ground floor Beefsteak Tomato plant actually escaped its table top, smashed its Dollar Store pot and made its way to the apartments above, rooting itself as it traveled. Within 3 weeks this miraculous new-age plant had produced enough tomatoes to open an Italian restaurant, which will appropriately be called, “Spamotos.”
Go for it, Bob!!!