I'm sitting here laughing my head off. Now that is something I might have done. Dropping a bird on the floor, dusting it off and serving it.

That is funny!!!

Oh, one day, long long ago, I had my friends over for Roasted Lamb. Came out pretty good. They had a 2 year old. My godson, Sean.

Now I had goldfish in a 10 gallon tank, in my living room. So we are all in the kitchen enjoying dinner, when little 2 year old Sean, comes in and babbles "Auntie Mel, I fed the fish". And we laughed and we didn't get it!!!! He says again. "Auntie Mel, I fed the fish" and I looked at him and said "That's nice honey, you fed the fish" and he beams and says "Yeah, I fed ALL the fish". You ever see 3 people jump out of their chair and run into the living room and see a whole box of gold fish flakes completely enveloping all the fish????? The father took the net and scooped out as much as he could. But later there was 10 dead fish in my fish tank.

The look on their faces was priceless!!!!

mel (Auntie Mel)