Nope, still as rolly poly as I've been growing over the years. Even when my BMI was nonexistent I could still serve as a life raft. Only change was cutting back on salt

Though as odd a coincidence as that is I don't think its really the issue ... But it probably means my muscles are becoming even more spastic. Key to being a good buoy is relaxation, and obviously though I felt relaxed the muscles weren't of a like mind.

But now this puts me in the same boat as the DH, DB, DU and DN they can't float to save their lives, because they do start to sink a little (even I bob down a little bit) they fight to prevent sinking more and shoot to the bottom of the pool like a boulder. Always telling me "See, not everyone can float!" Ah men, what can you do with them?

A long time ago I was able to help the DH float quite nicely, got him relaxed on the top of the water, just chillin, thinking I was helping him to stay afloat, till he noticed I was across the pool, then 'bloop!' He found the bottom