Shortness of breath -- heart failure.

(Second cardiologist said my heart was fine.)

Droopy eyes -- you must be a drunk or on drugs.

Weak legs -- you are insane.

Got so weak I fell down the stairs? -- maybe your spouse attacked you and pushed you.

Weak arms -- insanity.

Can't swallow --insanity.

Think the doctor might be wrong -- you are insane.

You say, ok, you might be insane and want some medicine for that? -- maybe you are not insane....

We will send you for counseling.

Counselor -- you are not insane.

Back to step one.