Are you one of those charming drivers who make the expressways extra annoying? Here's a checklist, and all additions are welcome!

-I'm not the pace car. Do you follow right on my butt in wide open traffic because you're afraid to pass me, or because you're just afraid and probably shouldn't be driving?

-Do you know that you can accelorate while your cruise is on so that you can pass more efficiently, thereby allowing the dozen other cars you've trapped to be on their way?

-Good news! If you set your cruise control, I won't have to keep passing you as if we're in a ping-pong match!

-If you're in the left lane, you'd better be passing someone, otherwise, get over!

-How does your cell phone manage to make your car slow down to 50 mph? If you can't pay attention to your driving, should you also be on the phone??

-Fix that muffler! You stink! Stay behind me!

-The point of that nice long entrance ramp is so you can get your car moving fast enough to enter the flow of traffic, not to get adjusted and fasten your seatbelt while finding the best places for your Big Mac and giant soft drink!

-When you bolted around me in the right lane, did you honestly not notice that you were going 20mph faster than the car I'm in line to pass?