What are the odds of that? I'm buying a lottery ticket!

I FINALLY buy a new car after driving the Ghetto mobile for 10 years, no more soccer mom Minivan for me... I get a sexy red Chrysler Sebring...
A lady rear ends me last week...
Then on Sunday, some idiot backs into me in a parking lot! How do you "NOT SEE" a red car sitting behind you in a parking space?
When you're driving an SUV and you backed into your parking space!

I'm getting a new hood and a new back bumper before I've even made my first car payment!