Well some possitive news...love your sense of humor, but maybe the CRPS monster inside us is a werewolf?! No its not funny to ask for a saw but maybe he gets how much PAIN you are in.
Sorry I don't know much about vitamins and creams...someone will come along to help with that....but I can relate to a fuzzy sock....when crps broke my ankle those were all I could tolerate....looking back must have been funny having just one on LOL my muppet friend...
keep up the fight....