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Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Yorkshire, England
Posts: 2,098
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Magnate
Join Date: Dec 2014
Location: Yorkshire, England
Posts: 2,098
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How about a joke to kick the party off?
Two cows are standing in a field.
The first cow says, "Hey, have you heard about this Mad Cow Disease going around?"
The second cow says, "Yeah I have, so what?"
The first cow says, "Well, aren't you worried you might catch it?"
The second cow says, "No, not me. I'm a duck!"
Dave.
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You and I are yesterday's answers,
The earth of the past come to flesh,
Eroded by Time's rivers
To the shapes we now possess.
The Sage - Emerson, Lake & Palmer.
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