Thanks so much for the laugh!!! Pigs would not have lived in my sons room , his friend across the street from us had a housekeeper that cleaned his room so my son felt like he should have someone clean his room. I told him not in this life time, so he refused to clean his room. A few years ago he moved out and lived with some friends, still would not clean. But a couple of months ago he got his own apartment, and it is spotless-at all times. One night he called me to see what to clean brass with, I wanted to know what he had that was brass that needed cleaning. He had taken the knobs off his dresser and wanted to clean them. At home you couldn't even see he had a dresser for the junk everywhere..go figure!!! Take Care Carose