I can absolutely relate. In fact, I thought about posting here......my frustrations......but your post says it all!
I dropped a plastic (thank goodness) cup of water at 2 AM when I got up to feed the cats and tried to get a drink.

I keep a cup of water in the fridge so all I have to do is reach in and grab it. I even used my "good" hand.

I was standing at the fridge in the open part of the door and the cup just fell out of my hand. Well, there was a mess......thank goodness it was just water......and I just stood there thinking "should I use paper towels or a dish towel. No, wait, a bath towel would work. But I'd have to walk down the hall to get it. What should I do?" I needed a virtual slap upside the head......I mean, who does that??

Go get a towel......ANY towel......and clean up the mess.
Well, I finally snapped into action and did one of those "foot maneuvers" with a large bath towel and somehow got the floor mopped up. I went back to bed without my drink.
I get a slippery feeling on my fingers sometimes. It makes it hard to hold onto anything. I've dropped so many things I've lost count.
The one thing I think I am most careful with is carrying cans of catfood. I don't ever want to drop one on my cat's head or back.
I hope you got another cup of coffee and enjoyed it.