You ladies are great! Really.

I certainly hope you don't think that I go around slashing tires. People make up stuff for myspace all the time. It was all meant as a joke. I never expected people to take it seriously. But apparently, some did.

I was informed by an admin (I think) the link to my myspace page could no longer be used in my siggy line because of the content.

I am sure that somewhere on the planet there is actually a real live tire slasher, but it's not me.

I sincerely apologize if I offended anyone.

Can we get back to the chocolate fighting?