Just to show, that cats think they are really people!
You should save the pages and frame them! I would... or put them in a binder for future reference. (dated on the back, of course!)

Weezie likes to play with our phone. We have a 2 phone land line, with the master in the kitchen on the counter.

Weezie has decided to listen in to the blinking screen. It has a touch pad with down as play back and left arrow as go back and the up square as delete.

Sometimes (usually in winter when she cannot go out and is quite bored), we'll hear the the phone messages being played back. Yep, she is listening to the little peoples who live in the phone (her concept probably). And she has been known to delete at times too.

All Maya does with paper is shred it. When she is upset, storms coming, or over tired she shreds paper. She rips off pieces and throws them into the air with a shake of her head. We always keep a Panera carry out paper bag on the floor for her to use.