We must be nice to Taffy.

She pulled a DM.

The ground came up and smacked her in the face.

Maybe she had to many of those brownies or not enough.

Anyhoo....the ground had huge rocks all over on it. Taffy has a huge bruise on her knee. Her ribs hurt. The only thing that will make her feel better is to give her chocolates!

Stat!

(ps Taffy recommends not falling. It is not fun!)