Wait....I am innocent on that part.....

I left out an important part of my story I see. My good foot/leg tripped on some junk pipe that was sticking out of the ground.

Totally innocent...I swear...

Anyways...you got the jacket...you got the shirt...you got your 3 oz. items in your ziploc baggie and your got your laptop!

You will be great!

Full report expect!

What an honor!