Why don't they invent a maching that while you are sitting down watching tv, your feet are resing on this gadget and it just moves back and forth. That's all it does. It shakes your feet. No vibrations, no heat, no massage, it just moves your feet. Since Alan shakes his feet when they burn, this seems like a good opportunity to invent a NEUROPATHY MACHINE!!!

Maybe someone can come up with it. Sounds real simple doesn't it??

Melody