I'm being woken up in the middle of night with my ring and pinkie fingers going numb. It happens when my elbows are bent.

I bought an immobilizing splint to keep from bending at least one of my elbows, and now I constantly wake up in the middle of the night because I can't bend my elbow.

Is this all really necessary?

That scene and line from "Moonstruck" keeps popping into my head...

"Someone tell a joke."