There's no way out of this. I got a DUI. The way the law is written in NH, if they think you might have a substance abuse problem, you have to go through an evaluation and then all the substance abuse counseling.

I did the research and I'm stuck if the director decides I need the evaluation, and he will.

I might be able to get out of paying the $200- by having the evaluation done in MA, too (if I read the law correctly). I won't know that until I speak to someone Friday, if even then. They're so stupid they probably won't know how to answer that question without asking Tom, ****, and Harry first.