Ok, only click this Link if you like a laugh and are not easily offended - it is South Park being crude, but no swearing. Very funny, in a twisted way.
1997 South Park Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo:
http://youtu.be/SCWa4Y0lmcA
Here is today's proper track, Chris Rea:
Chris Rea : Driving Home For Christmas:
http://youtu.be/THcbQyFtCqg
Dave.