LOL Dave. Groan.
Can't get much more "ocker" than that.

I do admit it's always been an unusual experience hearing about sleigh bells ringing and building snow people when it's absolutely sweltering. I tried to find a few really Australian songs but there just aren't any apart from Six White Boomers which I loath to post these days. I guess the most famous Australian song relating to Christmas is the Paul Kelly song "How to make gravy" and it's a bit of a dirge about a convict in jail not being home to make the gravy as usual. What can I say?