I can't imagine a single flight of stairs let alone FIVE!

You are my hero!

Which undoubtedly explains the 10lbs in a month... I mean I used to know what five flights of stairs were, would rather walk up the 17 flights of stairs than hop in the elevator (smelly smelly people... It's a drop of perfume folks, not a whole bottle )

I know it's incredibly unhealthy, and probably the last thing in the world I need to do, but I'm ready to stock up on slimfasts. Last thing my poor joints need is being crushed under the mass that is becoming my body It feels like I can't wear my white sweatshirt lest child running screaming from me, afraid the Stay-Puff Marshmellowman is cross dressing and coming after them.

Alright I guess some of the sense of humor is returning, though I still might go to SAMs club and get the Opera size slimfast pack.