Purple,

Thank you, that was hilarious, especially because my h has taken over kitchen duty for a year plus and sometimes what he serves makes me feel like I am dining in a frat house. But, I have had my misses, too. The most memorable was the time I used prune puree as a substitute for oil in brownies. They were totally inedible. My h threw them out in the snow and they sat there looking like a pile animal droppings, starving wildlife wouldn't eat them.