A young lady enters the doctors office and complains ," doctor I've become very forgetful , just last week at the DMV I could not remember my weight or age !" OK says the doc ,step behind the partition ,disrobe and step out. "She does so, and the doc replies "you're 28 years old and weigh 115 lbs". That's amazing she replies "how do you know?" Doc says "you were in here yesterday!! Henny Youngman