Aw Honey, I'm so sorry he put you thru all that.

I was hoping maybe he had at least 2 functioning brain cells close enough together that they could communicate with each other.

Sometimes we just hope. You had me laughing my butt off picturing you telling him off. I love it. What are you going to do next? there has to be someone who can help you. If anyone deserves decent treatment it is you. You are always up and always have your humour. Don't ever change.
Mary