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Wise Elder
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 8,292
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Wise Elder
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 8,292
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Dahlek:
I'm almost 59 years old and I'm now married to Rocky Balboa.
If you think this guy is going to be skinnier than me, forget it.
We were laying down taking a short nap today when he puts his arm in my face and says "feel these muscles". I responded by picking up my leg and saying, "look at this leg". Can you bend your leg straight up like this" (he can't). he retorts, "oh yeah, well look at this thigh muscle".
I couldn't go there because my thighs don't look like his thighs. so I go "oh yeah, well I'm thinner than you" he goes, "oh yeah, well, you can't lift 175 lbs!!" I reply "Oh yeah, well before you lost your weight I used to lift you at 275".
He shut up!!!!
We never laughed so hard.
We have a contest going on here. He thinks I'll never get down to 150.
He doesn't know me...............................
we'll see, we'll see...........................
Melody
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