ROFL, you gals made my day. I hear ya loud and clear. My favorite line is that come spring or a visit to the gyn whichever comes first I need to drag DH's weedwacker our of the shed.

I usually use one of the more expensive disposable name brand razors whatever is on sale at Target but have to say lately I'm not so happy with them, especially the impressive looking kind with a bazillion blades that seem to do little more than knick me up.
When I did a women's health rotation several years ago the trend was nothing at all. Is that still the way a majority are doing it? Imo unless it was just shaved or waxed 5 minutes ago always looked kind of raw and stubbly to me but whatever. Do be careful because cuts or ingrown hairs down there can get nasty infected. Arrrgh the things women have to go through. I swear if I'm ever reincarnated I want to come back as a dude, with a big wanker of course, lol.