WOW, that is long! Even the short version is long! I'm sorry I couldn't read it.

The only thing I know is that when I was young, my mother fed our cats wet food and the litter box smell was ungodly, so I said I would never do it…

My husband has picked up some fancy brand cans a few times and the results were the same. Rocky threw up after eating it once, and it was so gross I almost threw up myself.
My husband's not the one who has to clean the boxes, or the puke, so I put my foot down, and it's banned from the house.