DanaHi posted this in Feb 2001. Deb and I kept it cause it is funny. But us RSDr's can relate to this big time.

Three older ladies are discussing the problems of getting older.

One says: Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front of the refrigerator, and can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich.

The second lady chimes in: Yes, sometimes I find myself standing on the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down.

The third lady responds: Well I'm glad I don't have that problem!
Knock on wood! as she raps her knuckles on the table. She then says: I'd better go see who's at the door....

Condor