I decided that as no one had posted any new jokes for a while, we all needed a laugh.
I got this one from my boss when I use to work at a vets

A young guy was driving down a country road when a rabbit jumped out in front of him he braked but hit the rabbit. He stopped and got out and sat looking at the rabbit wondering what he could do
A few minutes later a young women drove up and stopped, after hearing the story, she said she had just the thing to fix the rabbit
She went to the boot of her car and rummaged around til she found what she was looking for, walked over to the rabbit and sprayed it with something from a can.
After a few minutes the rabbit got up shook itself, and ran off, a few metres down the road it turned around and waved, then continued hopping and waving every 10 metres or so until it disappeared over the hill.
"Wow, what was that you used, that was the most amazing thing Ive ever seen" the young guy asked.
She turned the can to him and said, "hair restorer with permanent wave"