Melanie, you kill me. There is a woman at my church who is a total skag to me when we are in private, but when we are at church in front of others she is always saying sickenly sweet things to me. Next time she does, I'll say, "Now why would you say something like that?" Now, for something really important: Write a cookbook for us! For all of us who need to quit eating white food and need to get more veggies in our diet. I am pretty good at not eating white food. But my cooking is so boring. Of course, it has to be quick and easy for me because my feet hurt while I am standing in the kitchen. Maybe it is my attitude. Ha.