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Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Georgia
Posts: 970
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Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: Georgia
Posts: 970
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Happy New Years! I’ve been thinking really hard about my New Years resolutions. Every year I make resolutions that I never end up keeping, like cutting back on how much sugar I eat, eating 3 square meals a day, getting up by 8:00 am everyday.... this year, forget it, I’m going to make resolutions I know I can keep. I am going to take a nap everyday, eat at least 2 sweets a day (maybe more... probably more... lots more), I’m going to loaf around between my bed and sofa at least 1 hour each day, and I’m going to spend at least 3 hours a week improving my mind by doing mindless activites like watching YouTube videos about cats.
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