[COLOR="Blue"]So one day, I had the appointment, they put me in the room, I put on the green gown, and I hear the doctor coming in, I look at him in his scrubs, so I opened the gown and said "okay, go ahead", and the guy starts screaming "Oh My God, what the h*ll are you doing?"" I jump up off the table, covering up my breast and I go "what's the matter??" and he goes "I'm the plumber". He ran out of the room.


Mel,
You are so funny! I read this at work today and busted up laughing. You can bet my co-workers were very curious as to what I was sitting in my cubicle laughing about.