Another funny "Dad" memory.
Mom was very conservative and wearing long shorts in the summer was about as far as she'd go to stay cool in hot weather.
One year we went to Myrtle Beach and everyone had bathing suits on. Mom came out of the bathroom with some type of bathing suit she had purchased just for the trip. I still don't know where on earth she found it but as soon as Dad saw it he said "Mom's bathing suit's got a hole in the knee". I had to think about it for a
minute but then I got it. Dad......always the comic.