Hi Everyone.

I have an idea of where to go! This would be my vacation. I think the Turks and Caicos Islands would be wonderful. We'll stay at the Beaches Resort - where everything is free. Free alcohol and free food. It's all inclusive!

Think of this: soft white sand, waves lapping on your heels. Need a drink? Someone will bring it to us - Need a snack? Someone will bring it to us. Need a pillow? - well you know. Sitting/lying under an umbrella in the shade watching the world go by. Take a dip in the pool - we'll have our own PT classes in the pool! - there are 7 pools....

Ready for dinner? Anything you want - anything. It's all free! We'll all sit together at one of their 10 restaurants. Great conversation - support for all.

Hear the waves in the distance - We'll sit/lie on the beach at night. Total silence - except for the waves. We can see a million stars. Absolutely serene. We'll talk about how we're going to move down there. No bills, no responsibilities, nothing. Just sit with no worries. Oh? Did I forget something? No pain. This vacation wouldn't be complete without pain relief.

Anyone want to go?