Please help.

I feel awful . . . almost like I should drive myself to a hospital right now.


If I wait to call the pdoc tomorrow / Tuesday, what do I tell her?
She mostly sucks so I don't know if I would follow any of her advice anyway. But maybe she has a suggestion about an o.k. hospital.


If present myself at a hospital what do I tell them that gets me help without getting me locked up?


M