Well this is likely the end of my life, something truly tragic has happened. Was walking down the street, bent down to throw something in the trash, lifted my body back up and smashed my head under a street sign. It made a huge sound and a woman passing by even said a loud ‘oof’ Which basically confirms the severity of the impact. My head bounced off towards the ground.
here is a video I took of the street sign in question
Fml - YouTube

For those who don’t know I already have bad pcs from a lifetime of contact sports